USA: Such tasteful
Hors d'heurves, sumptuous finger foods, wow!
TnT: Whuddy ass is dis? Whey de blasted food?
USA: Here
Kitty kitty... get down from that roof munchkins.
TnT: Ey yuh ole dutty stinkin cyat, come down
from de friggin gyalvanize before ah drop two stone in yuh ass!
USA: Aren't those
pants a bit short?
TnT: Yuh expekin flood or wha?
USA: Sir, please
don't throw my luggage like that.
TnT:
Buh wha trouble is dis? Boy,...... stop flingin meh grip so.
USA: Lift the
hood of the car for me John.
TnT: Yute-man, fly open de bonnet deh!
USA: I love you
girl.
TnT: Ah rell check fuh yuh, yuh know.
USA: Oh the poor
little boy is handicap.
TnT: Look at dat lil brooko foot boy dey...
USA: It's time
for a perm.
TnT: Gyul , yuh
head need straightenin bad. Yuh doh see all dem
gren-gren showin.
USA: I have a
stomach ache.
TnT: Oh gorm..............meh belly gripein meh.
USA: He has no
manners.
TnT: He doh have no broughtupsee.
USA: WOW!...........he
! has such a bad body odor
TnT: Yuh doh bade?.......oh shit man...... yuh smellin stink! Yuh
Kickin!!!
USA: Josh is
suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder.
TnT: Dat chile too dam harden.
USA: He has a
touch of Dyslexia.
TnT: He duncee
fuh so.
USA: I need a
bottle of Peptobismol...my stomach hurts.
TnT: Ah need ah purge bad...ah cork up.
USA: It's been
a long time since I've seen you girl.
TnT: A..A...! You still alive gyul?
USA: Oh my goodness,
we have lost electricity.
TnT: Jeezanages!!......current gorn again.
USA: This meal
is not too bad.
TnT: ! Wha doh kill does fatten and wha doh fatten does purge.
USA: Oh my, your
feet are so ashy.
TnT: Is how yuh foot and dem look like yuh was kickin flour so...yuh couldn't
a rub lil coconut oil on yuh foot self?
Rep Yuh Culture!